I did it! $0 in 30 days!

Wanted to share what worked — or didn't — for me — especially if you're launching with no audience — no idea what you're doing — and a burning desire to make exactly zero dollars. I built a tool — for no one in particular — and hit $0 revenue in just 30 days — that's right — not a typo — not a humblebrag — just a bold, brutal zero. But the surprising part? None of it came from my blog — or SEO — or ads — or outreach — or basic product research — or asking literally anyone if they wanted this. It came from — absolutely nowhere. Because no one shared it in Facebook groups — because I wasn't in any — and also — it sucked. It wasn't mentioned in newsletters — not even my own — because I forgot to send them. This is the first time I've seen distribution happen — in reverse. Like people actively avoiding it — as if visiting the site would somehow deduct money from their bank account. Happy to share how I set this all up — or how I convinced myself this was a good idea — if anyone wants a roadmap to rock bottom.